The bad word that starts with an E

The bad word that starts with an E

I/ Mr Bean writting exam:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocd1D8fwdjU&NR=1&feature=fvwp


When he arrives at the examination hall, mr Bean sits next to a man that he obviously does't know, they both seem to be a little bit nervous and shy, so they just smile at each other. The man start the conversation, he asks mr Bean about the revisions, mr Bean wants to destabilize him, so he takes a confident voice and he tells him that yes he has done the revision and that he concentrated on trigonometry, and when the man tells him that he concentrated on caclculous, mr Bean lies and he says that caclculous was last year subject ! The man looks a little bit nervous, and mr bean is quite happy about that, he laughs !

The examinator tells them that the exam will commence in two minutes, everybody looks impatient and stressed, even mr Bean. The man next to mr Bean starts to prepare himself so he pulls out a pen, mr Bean looks at him and he does the same thing ! The man pulls out a pencil, and mister bean pulls out a bigger pencil, he looks really proud of himself. He wants to be the best in everything, and he also wants to intimidate the stranger next to him so he pulls out five other pens ! He doen't realize that this is completely ridiculous and useless, so he pulls a handful of pens and pencils out of his jacket, and toys and a clock from his bag ! The man next to him is shocked, but mr bean doesn't care.

The exam finally starts, and when we see mr Bean's face, it's easy to understand that the subject is not trigonometry ! He looks devastated, he literrally can't believe his eyes ! The man next to him doesn't seem worry at all. After choosing a pen mr Bean finally decides to start his exam, but the only thing that he can write on his copy is... his name ! He panics, he is even about to cry when he suddenly realises that his comrade has all the answers, he tries copy him and when the man sees him, mr bean pretends to be innocent, he even makes him believe that he has the right answers !

He tries absolutely everything to cheat, he coughs to distract his neighboor, but sadly for mr Bean, the man realises that the answers that he wrote were false, mr Bean is upset, all those efforts for nothing !

He tries to get closer from his neighboor, so he slowly slides his chair... and he hit the man ! Mr Bean is not really discrete ! He goes back to his place and acts like nothing happened, the man stares at him, and mr Bean lookd scandalised ; how dare him, he tries to copy me !

Anyway the man get his little game so he hide his copy from mr Bean. Mr Bean doesn't give up, he squarely steals the man's copy ! The man starts to be angry, he violently take his copy back, and continue his work, mr bean still doesn't know the answers, so he tries to cheat again ! And this is ridiculous again ! He pretends to drop his pen, and when he goes down to pick it, he crawls till the other side of the table, so he can have a better vision on his neighboor's copy. His neighboor catch him once again, and mr Bean still lies, he pretends that he's just picking his pen !

Back to his chair, he realises that all his attemps to copy his neighboor were a complete fail, and he knows that he is not able to finish the test alone, he starts to cry and moan and he calls for his « mommy ! ».

When it lefts two minutes before the end of the examination, the examinator tells everybody that the test is almost over and he says to put the green calculous paper in the green box, and the white trigonometry papers in the white box.

Mr bean is shocked, there was a trigonometry test inside of the enveloppe and he didn't knew ! He spend hours on a calculous exam when he had revised trigonometry, and there was a trigonometry test !! He panics and he tries to start the trigonometry exam, his pen doesn't work so he steals his neighboor's, forgetting that he had a bunch of pens and pencils right next to him ! But it's too late, the examinator ask everybody to stop writting, mr Bean continues his test, the examinator ask once again , mr Bean keeps writting, until the examinator yells at him ! He finally stops writting, his clock rings and he's really angry, he stupidly failed the examination !

After i watched the video, i can say that mr bean's behaviour before and during an exam is really different from mine ! Before the examination he is arrogant, he tries to scare the other students, he is not focused on his work so he forgets important things and during the test he cheats !

II/ My own behaviour during an examination:

To explain you how I feel or behave during an examination I must talk about what I do and how I feel before an examination.
An hour before an important examination, I re-read my lesson, even if I know that it's absolutely useless, it makes me more comfortable and self confident, then I ask my classmates if they learned the lesson even thought I don't really care! fifteen minutes before the exam, i start to panic, and my body starts to feel a lot of strange sensations and feelings; I'm thirsty then I'm not, I need to go to the restroom but I don't want to be late, I sweat...
But when the teacher opens the door of the examinations room I weirdly start to feel better, I sit on my chair, and I'm calm. I try to turn off my brain for a few second so i don't think about anything. When I got my copy I start the test really calmly, I think about how I'm going to manage my time and I keep a clear mind, I don't panic until the end of the exam. 
This is how I feel and behave before and during an examination.